Soo, i drove past this a minute ago. I can imagine the conversation that lead to this. (The man driving was wiry: important.)
Lady: Cleatus, we need to take these mattresses to cousin Joe.
Man: Okay bertha.
*loads up the truck*
*tries to start driving, matresses fall out*
*tries it three times*
Man: We need some extra weight to hold the mattresses down.
Lady: Cleatus, get in the front.
*lady hops up on the back of the truck*